NWScript:

//::///////////////////////////////////////////////
//:: Name: Random Conversation Creator
//:: FileName: random_convo
//:: Copyright (c) 2001 Bioware Corp.
//:://////////////////////////////////////////////
/*
*/
//:://////////////////////////////////////////////
//:: Created By: mindtakerr
//:: Created On: 06/27/02
//:://////////////////////////////////////////////
void main()
{
    int nConvoNumber = d20();
    int nD100 = d100();
    float temp;
    int temp2;
    string temp3;
    object oChair;
    switch(nConvoNumber) {
        case 1:
            AssignCommand(OBJECT_SELF, ActionSpeakString("G'day to ye, friend!"));
            break;
        case 2:
            AssignCommand(OBJECT_SELF, ActionSpeakString("Hail to you, dear friend."));
            break;
        case 3:
            if(GetIsNight())
                AssignCommand(OBJECT_SELF, ActionSpeakString("What a nice night it is tonight."));
            else
                AssignCommand(OBJECT_SELF, ActionSpeakString("You can't ask for a nicer day than today."));
            break;
        case 4:
            AssignCommand(OBJECT_SELF, ActionSpeakString("I like coconuts!"));
            break;
        case 5:
            AssignCommand(OBJECT_SELF, ActionSpeakString("Hello, my name is " + GetName(OBJECT_SELF)));
            break;
        case 6:
            AssignCommand(OBJECT_SELF, ActionSpeakString("Ohhh... I'm so tired."));
            break;
        case 7:
            ActionSpeakString("Watch this!");
            ActionCastFakeSpellAtObject(SPELL_FIREBALL, OBJECT_SELF);
            break;
        case 8:
            ActionSpeakString("I feel like walking around for a while.");
            ActionRandomWalk();
            break;
        case 9:
            ActionSpeakString("I grow tired of this body.");
            ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_TEMPORARY, EffectPolymorph(POLYMORPH_TYPE_BALOR), OBJECT_SELF, 7.5);
            break;
        case 10:
            ActionSpeakString("Some day, I want to have " + IntToString(d20()) + " children!");
            break;
        case 11:
            temp = IntToFloat(nD100);
            temp2 = FloatToInt(FeetToMeters(temp));
            temp3 = IntToString(temp2);
            ActionSpeakString("Did you know that " + IntToString(nD100) + " feet is " + temp3 + " meters?");
            break;
        case 12:
            temp = IntToFloat(nD100);
            temp2 = FloatToInt(YardsToMeters(temp));
            temp3 = IntToString(temp2);
            ActionSpeakString("Did you know that " + IntToString(nD100) + " yards is " + temp3 + " meters?");
            break;
        case 13:
            ActionSpeakString("I need to sit down.");
            ApplyEffectAtLocation(DURATION_TYPE_TEMPORARY, EffectVisualEffect(VFX_FNF_SCREEN_SHAKE), GetLocation(OBJECT_SELF), 2.5);
            oChair = CreateObject(OBJECT_TYPE_PLACEABLE, "chair001", GetLocation(OBJECT_SELF));
            ActionSit(oChair);
            break;
        case 14:
            ActionSpeakString("How are you today, friend?");
            break;
        case 15:
            ActionSpeakString("I just heard a great joke!");
            ActionPlayAnimation(ANIMATION_LOOPING_TALK_LAUGHING, 1.0, 1.5);
            break;
        case 16:
            ActionSpeakString("It's always the same around here.");
            break;
        case 17:
            ActionSpeakString("I can count to 100.");
            ActionWait(0.7);
            for (nD100 = 1; nD100 <= 100; nD100++) {
                ActionSpeakString(IntToString(nD100));
                ActionWait(0.3);
            }
            break;
        case 18:
            nD100 = GetGender(OBJECT_SELF);
            if (nD100 == GENDER_FEMALE)
                temp3 = "woman?";
            else if (nD100 == GENDER_MALE)
                temp3 = "man?";
            ActionSpeakString("Who's the " + temp3);
            ActionPlayAnimation(ANIMATION_FIREFORGET_VICTORY1);
            break;
        case 19:
            ActionSpeakString("All in a day's work, my friend.");
            break;
        case 20:
            ActionSpeakString("Your lucky number for today is " + IntToString(nD100));
            break;
    }
}